Locust, The

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1.	Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
2.	Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
3.	Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
4.	Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
5.	Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
6.	Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
7.	Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
8.	This Is Radio Surgery
9.	Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
10.	Sever The Toes
11.	Flight Of The Wounded Locust

1.	Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
2.	Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
3.	Solar Panel Asses
4.	Live From The Russian Compound
5.	Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
6.	Wet Dream War Machine
7.	Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
8.	Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
9.	Teenage Mustache
10.	How To Become A Virgin
11.	Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
12.	Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
13.	File Under 'soft Core Seizures'
14.	Practiced Hatred
15.	Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
16.	Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
17.	Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
18.	Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
19.	Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
20.	Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
21.	Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
22.	Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
23.	Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

The Locust

1.	Moth-Eaten Deer Head
2.	Brand New Set Of Teeth
3.	How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector
4.	Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth
5.	Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
6.	The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
7.	Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation)
8.	Stucco Obelisiks Labelled As Trees
9.	Straight From The Horses Mouth
10.	An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat
11.	Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
12.	Backbones Of Jack Asses
13.	Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
14.	Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles An Hour
15.	High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family
16.	Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
17.	Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
18.	Kill Roger Hedgecock
19.	Hairspray Suppository
20.	Cattle Mutilation