7 Foot Man lyrics
Artist | Adam Sandler |
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Album(s) | Stan And Judy's Kid |
Lyrics
I'm the 7 foot man
I've commited no crime
Bumping my head into doorways
It happens all the time
I'm 7 feet tall
And I repeat
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet
I'm 7 feet tall
And I dont play basketball
I'm 7 feet tall
But I'm still just a man
So of course it hurts me a lot
When I walk into the ceiling fan
Small people say I wish I was him
But its been nine years since I've had a trim
The barber says
I cant reach the top of his head
7 foot man
(Ha ha)i cannot hide
7 foot man
I know cause I've tried
7 foot man
My last girlfriend died
Because my penis
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
So the next time you see me
Walking around
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch
Tell me to duck down
And I'll pay you back
Soon you will see
By getting you frisbee down from that tree
I do what I can
I'm the 7 foot man
7 foot man
7 foot man
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