Cool Guy 5 lyrics

Artist	Adam Sandler
Album(s)	Stan And Judy's Kid

Lyrics

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-

Girl #5: hey, honey

Sean: s'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. you cold, baby? you want to use me as a blanket?

Girl #5: I'm just doing my thing

Sean: well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at

Girl #5: well, how much you got, big man?

Sean: well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on

Girl #5: what's that?

Sean: you're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub

Girl #5: ooh, I can do that

Sean: you can?

Girl #5: mm-hmm

Sean: you mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

Girl #5: honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks

Sean: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up

Girl #5: -{opens his door}- sir, you are under arrest

-{Police car pulls up}-

Sean: you got to be fucking with mind here

Girl #5: no, I'm not

Cop: good job denise. we'll take him from here

-{Cop hand cuffs sean}-

Sean: what?!?! you going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? fuck that shit

Girl #5: hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself

Sean: wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!

-{Cop throws sean in back of police car}-

Cop: just get in the back, asshole

Girl #5: -{from outside}- you sick fuck

Sean: damn!! -{crying}- this is a bunch of bullshit!!!

Peeper: piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-

Sean: what?!

Peeper: please, piss me

Sean: no!!!

Peeper: just a tinkle

Sean: fuck that, keep him away from me

Peeper: urine

Sean: keep this man away from me

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