Hell Yeah lyrics

Artist	Bloodhound Gang
Album(s)	Hooray For Boobies

Lyrics

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were darth vader there would be no explicit sex in my bed
Like little opie eating nut and giving otis head

If I were darth vader thou shall not worship border jumpers
And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the list of leg humpers
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a "brokeback mountain 2"
If I were darth vader that's what I'd do heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were darth vader I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything. austrailian dykes that feed me dingle berries and know how to sing

If I were darth vader thou shall not wear tube socks with tank tops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the baldwin twins, thou shall not cut "footloose"
If I were darth vader that's what I'd do, heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found osama that should throw them off
He goes by the name bin laden and steals air caps from cars
Oh bin laden can I borrow your boner?
To pry these god damn nails out they're beginning to rust
Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
"I can't believe it's not yo mama!" I'll sing as I'm clogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were darth vader
So vote for me for dictator and you'll go to heaven
Your lame lord is like tony danza in "seven"
With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick
You just can't teach an old hitler new tricks
But would I be a good leader with my average self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be like vanilla ice cream?
Just support some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were darth vader

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