How Do You Milk A Cow lyrics

Artist	Cledus T. Judd
Album(s)	Just Another Day In Parodies

Lyrics

Parody of "how do you like me now" by toby keith (toby keith/chuck cannon) tokeco tunes/wacissa river music (admin. by mrbi) (bmi)
New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/of music, inc. (sesac)

Yeah I was always the lazy one
A southern californian
But I've got some kinfolk on the mason-dixon line
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my delorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time

I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'
I misunderstood him somehow
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention
I didn't mind feedin the sows

But how do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in ffa
This cow must think I'm crazy
Up under it this way
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out
Oh e I e I o…
How do you milk a cow?

Yeah I love it here in tennesse
But these farmers all make fun of me
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive
Learned to spotlight deer at night
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art

One thing's for sure
I hate shovelin' manure
It gets all over my overalls
Them horses need shoein'
I hear bessie mooin'
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all

How do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in la
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out
Oh e I e I o
Tell me how do you milk a cow

(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster
I hope I don't get mad cow diease

How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air
I'm headin' back to cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow
Oh e I e I o
How do you milk a cow?

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