S&M lyrics

Artist	Dean Friedman
Album(s)	Well Well Said The Rocking Chair

Lyrics

By dean friedman

Well, I was struttin' by a hootchie bar on jane st
Trying hard to dodge the doodoo in my path
When I heard footsteps behind me in the same beat
And some joker went and grabbed my ass

I spun around and said, "now, listen, you may be a charmin' fella
But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same
And then I hit him on the head with my umbrella
But instead of saying 'ouch', he just smiled in pain. he said

"Oo, oo, aha. do it again, pretty momma
First let me thank you for letting me spank you
My credo and my ism is sado-masochism."

I said, "now listen, honey, you must be mistaken
I mean I'm sure I never saw your face before
And besides this blushing bride's already taken."
But he got down on his knees and he begged for more. he said

"Oo, oo, aha. do it again, pretty momma
We'll commit nameless sins. you can stick me with pins
You can desert me, but not 'til you hurt me."

Now I tell you I have heard my share of snide talk
But this kid was really acting kinda weird
And I would have left him kneeling on the sidewalk
But something in his smile looked so sincere. he said

"Oo, oo, aha. do it again, pretty momma
We'll buy ice-cream. I'll let you treat me
We'll play perquacky. I'll let you beat me."

Now, please don't think I'm just a shameless hussy
But I would love to share the joys that I have found
And if you're still wondering, "doesn't he or does he?"
Well, I just love to be gagged and bound. you see

Oo, oo, aha. do it again, pretty momma
I'll be the baby. you be the mummy
You can tap dance on my tummy
'Cause me credo and my ism is sado-masochism
Yes, my credo and my ism is sado-masochism. ah-oo

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