The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival lyrics

Artist	Frank Zappa
Album(s)	You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 6

Lyrics

Fz: well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. direct from madison
Wisconsin, it's the madison panty-sniffing festival, just as promised
Vinnie: cough!
Fz: heavy duty? maroon nylon heavy duty. okay . . . light blue cotton with tiny
Skid . . . . that's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom
Parts of those pants are welded together. okay let's try this, alice blue nylon
. .
Vinnie: these smell like the same ones I had last night
Fz: for those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones he
Had last night. did you like them? you don't like those?
Vinnie: maybe they are, maybe she's following us around
Fz: black nylon!
Vinnie: ooooohhhh please!
Fz: black nylon, re . . . e-hem, registring a 19 on the richter scale
Vinnie: oh, god . . . gotta keep on . . . hah hah, it's fuckin' disgusting!
Fz: these are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some
Corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it
Vinnie: china syndrome
Fz: what?
Vinnie: china syndrome!
Fz: yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen
Vinnie: oorhh, nehh. (hack, hack)
Fz: blue with the little embroidered things on the front
Vinnie: this smells like armpits. ugh . .
Fz: okay who wins? those belong to chuck eldridge
Ike: hi
Fz: sorry

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