Captain Kirk lyrics

Artist	Master P
Album(s)	Ghetto D

Lyrics

Intro: [master p]

Are you ready to boldly go
Where no family has gone before?
The ghetto enterprise has landed
Captain kirk has arrived, I repeat
Captain kirk, has arrived
Women, if you're lucky, captain kirk will save you
And beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
Are lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? [yes I am!!!!]

1St verse: [master p -- fiend]
Master p:
Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper
But will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'
Captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank
I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank
I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees
No limit niggas don't say hoes
Ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze..

Fiend:
Now, now, now p, all the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to captain kirk
Captain smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin'
Come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act
And all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back
On top of that
The bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off this nigga
And all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga
Go figga
All she wanted was that man to change
But if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains

Chorus:
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo' baby
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo' baby
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo' baby
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Mr. captain kirk, I wanna have yo baby

Verse two: [silkk the shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick
I mean this bad ass bitch
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit
I bought her lunch the first time
But see there trick that's nuthin' but game
I hit it one time and they be callin' back
Talkin' bout' "silkk, why you do all that playin'?"
And she had the nerve to tell me
If I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless
I told her bitch if you ain't suckin' dick
Then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed
A bitch might give you a buck
Man, but since you my boy you
Better use a condom, before you try to fuck
Take the game from this show bug
Cuz silkk ain't no love
I give'em a little somethin', but at the end i
Take'em back and get the most love
And ain't no beam'em up scotty
Ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work
It all depends on tru niggas like us, no captain kirk (bitch freeze)
All you ghetto hoes get yo' lee press-on nails, fix yo' wig
Bring yo' bebe kids cuz the ghetto enterprise is leavin' in
Approximately five minutes

Chorus

Verse three: ( mystikal )
Aww hold up!!!, wait a minute!!!
My mama done got me bent
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?
And where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably would
If I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
You quick with that pleasure
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride
I'm tryin' to keep it real
I can't seem to satisfy you
Bitch she trippin' bout' the bills!!!
They really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it
This bitch gotta be stopped!!!, hope man done got it made
And ride my pockets to the top. but oh no, you
Bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga man
Do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do
Give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
Behind my g dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
Trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due
It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard
For me and the rest of my niggas
Mean these tramps they it like weed
She gettin' the best'a you nigga!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work
This mystikal, master p, fiend and silkk
Not no captain kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chorus

Outro:
-Girl

Captain kirk, you know I have six kids
Even though they ain't from you
Baby my kids love you
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color tv
I know you pay the rent
Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year
Baby we need a brand new car boo
Six hundred, s-e-l, mercedes four door v-12
Oh I took that extra checkbook
I need my... hair, nails, toes did
I want a brand new house
A five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
Don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk
Also I chose pickles, and ice cream
I think I'm pregnant, smile kirk, your finally
Gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
Pick up your cape out the cleaners

[Master p]
Mr. kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out of
The ghetto in five seconds
Four
Three
Two
One

[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
And flying away]

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