Yes I Am An Alien lyrics

Artist	Mc Lars Horris
Album(s)	Radio Pet Fencing

Lyrics

Bam! i'll explode, just like I were a bomb
Flying over vietnam high with my uncle tom
Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea
While a parrot sings a song in the minor key of c
To inspire me, so we will see
This neurotic harmony that develops sonically
I'll be writing my plan out with a needle
I'll make you twist and shout and think I was beatle
Like lennon or stalin in a car that won't start
If your volvo is stallin' then you need to learn the art
Of mechanics. don't panic, even though i'm galvanic!
I'm the only non-hispanic on the mexican titanic
My loops go round and round, just like a carousel
Coming out my br-8, like I was william tell
If you haven't heard my name, I hope it rings a bell
Because i'm the only guy
Who knows what happened at roswell

Chorus
Yes i'm an alien, I come from outer space
Yes i'm an alien, i'm going to rock this place

Some people say i'm not funny, I say okay
I can't sell records here, i'm huge in the uk
British people tell me to keep rocking on
You might have heard me down in london
Rocking heads with this song
I was sad when I found out about santa claus
So I made like tim allen and broke some local laws
I moved way up north and grew a beard
Now relatives and friends think i'm kind of weird
But did you think I was heretic when I danced in that church
Like an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?
I'm addicted to shark meat and books by mark twain
And eating novocain shipped from the ukraine
My name's not matthew, but thanks for asking!
I live in california, because i'm not alaskan
But that's okay, what can I say?
My real home is actually light years away

Repeat chorus

You want poetry? go read robert frost
The simile in hip-hop is essentially lost
Like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body
Or a giant pink care bare acting snotty
Where can it go? I just don't know
But check out this funky alphabet flow:
It's like a-b-c-d-e-f-g-
H-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p, and icp on lsd
Or abc or mtv or the new pc
You got for free from
Circuit city in albuquerque
I be the vip mc on this cd
The name's mc lars horris, as you can see
So where do I start, and where do I begin?
Yo, it's tough to be a funky fresh alien

Repeat chorus

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