Bridge Under Troubled Water lyrics

Artist	Nerf Herder
Album(s)	My E.P. [Ep]

Lyrics

I know girls like you
Need someone to screw-up their life
And make you contemplate suicide
When you need a friend to
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call on me... yeah

You need someone bad
To irritate your dad
Someone who'll make you cry
And sock you in the eye
When you need a friend to
Bring you to your knees
Call on me... yeah

Am I crazy enough? am I angry enough?
Am I stupid enough? am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be..
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

You like pain, you're insane
You can key my car
And punch my face in the bar
When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me... oh yeah

Am I crazy enough? am I angry enough?
Am I stupid enough? am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be..
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

Am I boring enough?
Am I snoring enough?
Am I demanding enough?
Un-outstanding enough?
Am I fat enough? mad enough?
Am I bad enough? wear plaid enough?
Am I drunk enough?
Smell like a skunk enough?
Do I wank enough?
Do crank enough to be..
Your bridge under trouble
Your bridge under trouble
Your bridge under troubled water!

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