As Seen On Tv lyrics

Artist	Pitchshifter
Album(s)	Deviant

Lyrics

Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today
What makes them do it?
Video games?
Marilyn mason?
Oh I can't be the parents
Or the fact that school sucks
Or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school are stupid boring meaningless and a dead end to isanity!

I can't deny it's killing me
No-one loses on tv
On tv (3x)

When sport utility vehicles are no longer enough . . . you need the terminator
Stuck in traffic in lost angeles?
Drive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you
Your precious artefact child needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid who's skin is a different colour?
Grab the kid and mow 'em down!s

I can't deny it's killing me
No-one loses on tv
On tv (3x)

Each new hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own
Tattoos?
Piercings?
That's for moms and dads
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn implants
Elephant man head
Designers tails, third leg, fourth leg - everyone a hermaphradite!

No-one loses on tv
On tv (3x)

And on a lighter note . .

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