Grandma's Cootie lyrics

Artist Radon
Album(s) Radon

Lyrics

Fun like this could only be happening here
My head on the tv set and my mouth on a beer
Loneliness then death, wohohowowo..
And I don't care if you're three or you're thirty-three
I don't care if you're nine or you're ninety-nine
I don't care if you got a car
You can't go far enough, you gotta have friends
Girl, girl, girl, all alone, tried to get out
But they dragged you back home
And when I say dragged I mean dragged
She kicked and fought and she spit out blood
And now she's all alone and she's all lucked up
Wohow~o loneliness then death
And now isn't that the way it is
When you get your head above water
Someone pisses on your head and kicks you back under
Oh wohoha hahahaha nanana
Aunt mary's all alone, uncle walt died and left her alone
And now she plays dead
Get up babe, go out and bust heads and reach it
Go out with grandma and hit chippendale's
Throw out his old dego shit and his liquor bar
Ride the himalaya, it's a trip
Five flips you always wished you could take
And as you turn down through the corkscrew
Turn your hands into your hair
To where your bare scalp starts to regrow slowly
As your lungs tank full of air
And as you ratchet your way to the top of the climb
Take a long needed look into the distance
And see the beach you haven't seen in twenty years, it's a benediction

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