Twinkie Warfare lyrics

Artist Screeching Weasel
Album(s) Screeching Weasel (Re-Release)

Lyrics

You'll get your riboflavin
Any way that you can
6 ho-ho's in your mouth
And 8 ding-dongs in your hand
When you slip into a peaceful
Nighttime snooze
Be sure to lock the door so the
Twinkies won't get you

They're coming after you
They're getting back at you
Twinkie warfare

You left a twinkie on the counter
On a rainy friday night
It mutated and it touched you and
Ripped out both of your eyes
Your junk food ain't taking
Anymore bites from you
Maybe learn a lesson and eat
Some real food

They're coming after you
They're getting back at you
Twinkie warfare

12 more ho-ho's an
Ice cream bar a full size
Nestle crunch
Chips ahoy and oreos and jam
With hawaiian punch
Why do you think we look the
Way we do?
Punk rock junk food junkies
Were the weasel crew

They're coming after you
They're getting back at you
Twinkie warfare

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