If I Die Laughing, It'll Be An Act Of God lyrics

Artist	Skyclad
Album(s)	Oui Avant-Garde A Chance

Lyrics

It's revelation reveals -
Divine comedy (and more)
Please welcome your four hosts -
Death, famine, pestilence and war

You say that we are all gods' children, can you please explain -
How any father could inflict his children so much pain
I'm sure he finds it funny - but I fail to see the joke
I bet he'll piss his breeches when we all go up in smoke

Life's one big disaster, I hear the sound of laughter coming from the hereafter, (i find it kind of odd)
We're stooges for jehova, he loves to knock us over - so if I die laughing it'll be an act of god!

Thunderbolts were once his style
It's now malignant tumours
I wonder what he'll think of next
To test my sense of humour?

You said I must accept his will - that god will spare the weak
I bet those tears aren't tears of laughter running down your cheeck -
When you are stood right there beside me (egg upon your face)
Your precious soul floats with the dust back home in outer space

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