Country Love Song lyrics

Artist	Stephen Lynch
Album(s)	Superhero

Lyrics

I made love to ya all night long
Then I got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
Ya must've been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could never do no wrong

Then you farted...
Oh girl you farted.

First I thought that it was kinda cute
I surpresed a smile when I heard your girly poot
Then came the smell came whoftin by
And brought a little tear drop to my eye
I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

Cause you farted..

You could make milk curdle
Make your skin crawl
Make the paint peal off of the wall
I won't sleep under the covers no more
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door

Baby, it sure has been a gas
But somethin' up and died inside your ass
And sure as hell that my name is stephen
Its about time that I got even
Get ready for the magic im about to pass..

I think I shit my pants

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