Craig lyrics

Artist	Stephen Lynch
Album(s)	The Craig Machine

Lyrics

Craig - stephen lynch

[00:14]Everyone knows jesus
[00:17]The guy who healed the lame
[00:21]Well, I am jesus' brother
[00:24]Craig is my name
[00:31]Jesus is the prince of peace
[00:34]Jesus is the lamb
[00:38]Jesus is the son of god
[00:41]But craig don't give a damn

[00:46]Because when craig's in sight
[00:48]We'll party all damn night
[00:50]I don't turn water into wine
[00:51]But into cold coors light
[00:53]I'm not my brother, I know
[00:55]Don't walk on h2o
[00:56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and judas grow

[01:01]I'm fuckin craig
[01:04]I'm fuckin craig
[01:07]I'm fuckin craig
[01:11]Craig christ

[01:19]I hang out with lepors
[01:22]Barabbas, and solemay
[01:26]Jesus' friends are called apostles
[01:29]Those dudes are totally gay
[01:33]Jesus performs miracles
[01:36]From galalli to rome
[01:40]But it would be a miracle
[01:43]If he brought a fuckin lady home

[01:48]Because while jesus is prayin
[01:50]Fuckin craig is layin
[01:52]Every lady in the testament
[01:54]You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:55]I won't die for your sin
[01:57]Like my famous kin
[01:58]But if you've got a little sister
[02:00]Then there's room at this inn

[02:02]I'm fuckin craig
[02:05]I'm fuckin craig
[02:09]I'm fuckin craig
[02:12]Craig christ

[02:20]Jesus was our mothers fav.
[02:24]All her love to him she gave
[02:27]But there's no sibling rivalry
[02:30]When he's nailed to that tree
[02:34]Yeah

[02:37]And now the question for you
[02:38]Is not "what would jesus do?"
[02:40]But where will you be
[02:41]When the craig machine comes partyin' through?
[02:44]And if the lord will allow
[02:45]You've got to ask yourself how
[02:47]And who and why and when and where is my messiah now?

[02:50]It's fuckin craig
[02:53]Fuckin craig
[02:57]Fuckin craig
[03:00]I'm fuckin craig
[03:04]Craig christ
[03:07]Craig christ
[03:11]Craig christ
[03:14]I'm fuckin craig

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