Too Many Sandwiches lyrics

Artist	Stereophonics
Album(s)	Word Gets Around

Lyrics

Shopping spree for the family tree
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine
Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech

The band arrives, the granny's cry
The singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice
Grandpa drank a drop or two
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight

The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs
What a noise
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance
The barmaid smiles

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight

Ha na na, ha na na
Ha na na
Ha na na, ha na na

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
Ha, grandpa drank a drop or two
His heads still sunk in the portaloo again
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, tonight
And the barmaid smiles

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