Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (Skit) lyrics

Artist	Sticky Icky
Album(s)	Naongoza

Lyrics

≫ >hi
≫ >good morning, ladies and gentlemen. this is your captain (stinky face)
≫ >welcoming you on bokasa unit. we apologize for the
≫ >four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
≫ >overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm
≫ >this is flight 126 to jamaica
≫ >landing in jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up
≫ >somewhere in the south
≫ >if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
≫ >bokasa unit has an excellent safety-record. in fact our safety
≫ >standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
≫ >us!
≫ >it is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year
≫ >over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. if our
≫ >engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
≫ >to turn
≫ >them off!
≫ >to make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
≫ >complimentary bongo tea and bibi biscuits! for our not-so-religious
≫ >passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if
≫ >there
≫ >really is a god!
≫ >we regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
≫ >shown as we forgot to record it from the television. but for our
≫ >movie
≫ >buffs, we will be flying right next to british airways, where their
≫ >movie will be
≫ >visible from the right side of the cabin window
≫ >there is no smoking allowed in this plane. any smoke you see in the
≫ >cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
≫ >slow
≫ >down! in order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close
≫ >as
≫ >possible for the best view. if, however, we go a little too close
≫ >do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile
≫ >our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
≫
≫ >kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
≫ >and
≫ >fasten your seatbelt. for those of you who can't find a seatbelt
≫ >kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those
≫ >of you
≫ >who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
≫ >stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
≫ >suitcase."
≫ >enjoy bokasa unit
≫ >have a nice day
≫ >bokasa unit
≫ >
≫ >the end

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