Cock Pushups lyrics

Artist	Tenacious D
Album(s)	Tenacious D

Lyrics

Kg: do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out..
Jb: yeah?
Kg: do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
Jb: pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready
Kg: yeah?
Jb: yeah, I been doin cock pushups
Kg: cock pushups?
Jb: yeah
Kg: what are those?
Jb: its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground
Kg: yeah..
Jb: and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
Kg: n...no, that's, that'd be impossible. your cock can support your whole
Weight?
Jb: well not at first..
Kg: yeah?
Jb: but over time
Kg: hmm...how many pushups can you do?
Jb: ...cock pushups?
Kg: yeah...i guess, you could only do one really
Jb: yeah, well one is all ya need

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