My Wife's A Psychopath! lyrics

Artist	Toy Dolls
Album(s)	Absurd-Ditties

Lyrics

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
Could I catch the perfect match, would she be mrs right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "you're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? as she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

Chorus:
My wife's a psychopath. throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, I said "we're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...<i>[guitar bit]

Psycho...psycho...she's a bleedin' psycho..

( Fade )

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