Crazy Ways People Die lyrics

Artist	Wehrmacht
Album(s)	Shark Attack

Lyrics

Walking through the woods, a bear
It munches you. put your head in a
Vice, go drilling for the goo
Fall one hundred thousand fest
Go splat in the middle of town
Your head lops off from a chain-
Saw and falls down to the ground

Chorus:
From behind, a blade slides in, and
Opens up your veins. under your car, the pump
Gives way and squashes all your brains
A great white shark rips you limb from limb
A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim

"An execution", hear the cry, shock! it pops
Your eyes. a rope wrapped firmly a-
Round your neck, it ends all your lives
Now they stuff m-80's down your fucking
Throat, when they go, you will blow, and
Then start to bloat

[Chorus: solo's: m.z., j.d., repeat]

Pour some gas on your head, then light
A match. stuff your friend in the oven
Then lock the latch. creme your face on
The ground, falling off your bike. fall
From a cliff bub, while taking a nature
Hike

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