Then She Bit Me lyrics

Artist	Will Smith
Album(s)	And In This Corner...

Lyrics

Ladies and gentleman you are about to enter the twilight zone

I was in a club, one friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said hi, my names joe
I was lyin', so was she
She said her name was donny
But her shirt said marie
She said you get to know me
You'll never forget me
I said why, then she bit m

Ouch!
That didn't hurt
Kinda creepy
But she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me I went to sleep
Woke up at her house
At the back of a jeep
A blazer, '89
Tinted windows
I wish it was mine
Oh, here it is
But where are my keys?
There they are in the ignition

I'm at her house
It's a tepee
No, it's a cabin
No a skyscrapper
No, its an igloo
A shack
Forget it, I'll go around back
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get across...boat

Shooo...i hate that sound

I went inside
Looked right, looked left
There she is
Oh, no thats jeff
He's invisible
I went downstairs
It's a loft
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing aerobics
No, yoga
No, karate

(You killed my teacher)
But what a body!

No, he wasn't there
I'm tellin you I saw him
No, really I saw him
He was playing checkers
No, nintendo
Ok, I'm lying

There she is
Watching t.v
All my children
No, thats cosby
No, speed racer
Shaft
No, thats kimba
My fault...the t.v.'s off

There she is, what a doll
No, that's chucky from child's play!
I kissed her
And she told me this is home..
I had entered a dimension called the twilight zone...
Anything can happen

I'm rough like sandpaper
Hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage
To kick your ryhmes off
I tried to be nice
But you mistook that for softness
Now it's over' to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes from now on
This is my dominion!
I dare any rapper to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage
I'm on a rampage psyche just kiddin
Jeff wanted to do that
But I didn't
I thought that it would make the record dumb
I guess I wasn't wrong

Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that mary went so did humpty dumpty
Jack and jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Hickory, dickory, dock

Got to use the bathroom now
Psyche, I was drafted

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