We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal - Eddie & Chavo Guerrero lyrics

Artist	Wrestling Lyrics
Album(s)	Wwe Originals

Lyrics

( Chavo ) orale eddie
( Eddie ) orale chavito!
( Chavo ) looking good homes
( Eddie ) ahh? you too vato!
( Chavo ) not as good as me baby
( Eddie ) ha, you wish ese! hey check it out homes
( Eddie ) watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street
( Chavo ) hey baby!
[*Both] you wanna ride in our lowrider?

[Chorus: eddie & chavo guerrero]
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!

[Verse one] + (girl)
( C ) what's up ladies? it's chavo and eddie!
( E ) we came to have fun
( C ) and we're ready!
( E ) to get down with the mamacitas
( C ) yeah, all the foxy señoritas
( E ) come here girl, just take my hand (no!)
( C ) even if you have a man
( E ) he can't do the things we can (*gasp*)
( C ) eddie and chavo rule this land!
( E ) si mon ese!
( E ) we don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?)
( C ) nada! you know why?
( E ) because we lie - check it out homes
( E ) we win every game we play (porque? no)
( C ) hey! cause we cheat all day! (que perdido)
( E ) everything you have, we want it
[*] yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener)
( E ) bring it on, if you think you're bad
( C ) it'll be the worst day you ever had
( E ) orale chavito

( Chorus )

[Verse two] + (girl)
( C ) I'm the c to the h to the a-v-o
( E ) I'm the e double d-i-e you know
( C ) we eat all you wimps like a sandwich
(Tu siempres ? de comer)
[*] bilingual! (bilingues?)
( E ) you can't even speak spanish!
(*Cursing them out*)
( C ) new lowrider everyday
( E ) steal a new one, throw the old one away
( C ) just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em
( C ) they wanna sit up front
( E ) but don't let 'em!
( C ) they may be hot {*sizzling*}
( E ) but it's not worth it
( E ) put 'em in the back seat
( C ) more room
( E ) that's perfect
( C ) she has a boyfriend
( E ) I don't care (papi!)
( E ) one look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo)
( E ) we have muchas mamacitas (i want to sit up front)
[*] eddie and chavo get all the chicas!

( Chorus ) - repeat 2x w/ ad libs

[Over chorus]
( C ) hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you
( E ) orale mami, let's step out our car baby
( E ) I'll show you who your papi is
( E ) orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes
( C ) I thought it was just another ugly chick homes
( E ) hey man you coulda confused me too

( Outro )
( C ) hey sissy boy, come here
( E ) yeah man, come here vato
( C ) which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell
( E ) no, neither could I now
( C ) orale vato
( E ) come over here man
( E ) we'll show you what a real man is like
[*] you wanna ride in our lowrider?
( C ) our lowrider is so dope
( E ) your ass will drag on the pavement
( C ) ha ha!

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